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Woke PIG Killer's avatar

That dementia riddled senile old cunt can’t die quick enough for the country

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Rikard's avatar

I feel a I need to suggest a slight correction:

"Of course no one wants that to happen, so your goal is to spend it all, no matter what it’s on - so long as it’s within the rules and regulations."

You spend ca 5%-10% /more/ than your budget, while cutting back on actually-getting-stuff-done-positions by the same amount, every year.

That way, you can go over budget, show your political boss that despite having to stretch the budget you still managed to make it work, so that the politician can get you an even bigger budget for next year.

Rinse and repeat.

To ensure the smooth workings of this, make sure people indebted to or otherwise allied with your political patrons receive their kick-backs (f.e. prioritising hiring community organisers from key voter groups); that way, they too will lobby the politician to increase spending.

Always remember to CYA and GOIF, and you'll do just fine. You might even become the presidential candidate without a single nomination!

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Connecting The Dots's avatar

Quite right Rikard!!

I'll need to work on my cackle, for the VP slot though.

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Cecil A. Grant Jr's avatar

Hey, He's done all he can for the victims of the hurricane. He's not joking. Besides, the hurricane is Trump's fault.

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Rob D's avatar

Yes, Trump steered that hurricane! He rode it onto the shore. Just like Bush did with a couple of them too. Funny thing is (not funny haha), is with all of the weather modifications being admitted to by the monsters in government and private industry, steering a hurricane may not be as far fetched as we may think. It's just a matter of who is doing the steering... and the agenda behind it.

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Rikard's avatar

To a globalist, whether communist or capitalist, a nation and its citizenry or people exist only for one purpose:

To empower and enrich the globalist.

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The Word Herder's avatar

Yeah, sure, Biden. Or whoever is pulling his strings.

Time to curb this govt. NOW.

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Jim McCraigh's avatar

Biden is hiding something in Ukraine he doesn't want anyone to find out...

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The Word Herder's avatar

Um... his skull is empty?

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